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Islam: Myth Vs. Fact

In the wake of President Trump’s proposed immigration ban targeting largely Muslim countries, The Onion separates myth from fact regarding the religion of Islam.

Players To Watch In The Sweet 16

The 2017 NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament has provided thrilling upsets and amazing comebacks in the first two rounds. Onion Sports presents a guide to the 10 players to watch in the Sweet 16.

Archaeologists Uncover Last Human To Die Happy

DEMBECHA, ETHIOPIA—In a startling find that contributes significantly to the understanding of modern man’s evolutionary development, University of Edinburgh archaeologists working in Ethiopia’s Afar Region announced Wednesday that they have uncovered the preserved remains of the last human to die happy.
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Facebook Unveils Facial Recognition Technology

Researchers at Facebook previewed their new program called DeepFace, which uses 3D technology to match two images of the same person with 97 percent accuracy, paving the way for features that allow users to more easily tag pictures of their friends. What do you think?

  • “Thank God. Now I can finally stop remembering what my friends look like.”

    Arthur McCrary Vet Technician
  • “So a machine could really look at a photo and say, ‘Hey, it’s that chick from Brian’s thing’?”

    Dan Skoy Radio Signal Tester
  • “There Facebook goes again, doing something for people with friends.”

    Marlene Sanger Data Processor
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