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Director Has Clear Vision Of How Studio Will Destroy Movie

LOS ANGELES—Saying he can already picture exactly what the finished cut will look like on the big screen, Hollywood film director Paul Stanton told reporters Wednesday he has a clear vision of how studio executives will totally destroy his upcoming movie.

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ARIES: Once the laughter dies down, the party favors are put away, and the monkeys led back inside their cages, you’ll finally be given a chance to explain your side of the story.

Hollywood Stars Overthrown In Bloody C-List Uprising

LOS ANGELES—Unleashing a brutal wave of violence and destruction that has upended the entire power structure of the entertainment industry overnight, the nation’s C-list celebrities have carried out a bloody coup to overthrow the hottest stars in Hollywood, sources reported Tuesday.
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Fahrenheit 9-11

Disney recently blocked Miramax from releasing Michael Moore's Fahrenheit 9-11, a film criticizing President Bush's handling of Sept. 11. What do you think?
  • "Disney is afraid of controversy? But they were the first ones to point out how wrong it is to be an evil witch."

    Pamela Turner Marine Engineer
  • "I used to be a big fan of Michael Moore, until he turned all political."

    Jean Collins Clerk
  • "Moore's prominent presence in the news brings to light some serious questions, such as 'Can't he at least try to look presentable?'"

    Juan Sanchez Interpreter
  • "So Eisner, Moore, and the Weinsteins are involved in the story of Bush and bin Laden? Is anyone decent a part of this at all?"

    Walter Reed Systems Analyst
  • "Disney insists that it wants to remain apolitical, but that doesn't explain its controversial 1971 cartoon, Donald's Laos-y Cambodian Vacation."

    Sammy Campbell Video Editor
  • "Why doesn't Michael Moore ever make documentaries about nice things, like where cotton candy comes from?"

    Keith Scott Statistician

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