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Biggest Announcements From E3

Each June, E3, or The Electronic Entertainment Expo, hosts game developers showing off their latest products. Here are this year’s most exciting announcements:

‘Star Wars’ Turns 40

When George Lucas’ Star Wars premiered in 1977, the movie quickly became a phenomenon. On its 40th anniversary, The Onion looks back on the franchise’s defining moments:

Ringo Starr Announces 26th Beatles Album With New Backing Band

‘Moonbeam Sunday’ Slated For Release On June 16

LONDON—Excitedly informing fans that the iconic pop group was back with more original music, Ringo Starr announced Tuesday that on June 16 he would be releasing a 26th Beatles album titled ‘Moonbeam Sunday’ with an all-new backing band.
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Fahrenheit 9-11

Disney recently blocked Miramax from releasing Michael Moore's Fahrenheit 9-11, a film criticizing President Bush's handling of Sept. 11. What do you think?
  • "Disney is afraid of controversy? But they were the first ones to point out how wrong it is to be an evil witch."

    Pamela Turner Marine Engineer
  • "I used to be a big fan of Michael Moore, until he turned all political."

    Jean Collins Clerk
  • "Moore's prominent presence in the news brings to light some serious questions, such as 'Can't he at least try to look presentable?'"

    Juan Sanchez Interpreter
  • "So Eisner, Moore, and the Weinsteins are involved in the story of Bush and bin Laden? Is anyone decent a part of this at all?"

    Walter Reed Systems Analyst
  • "Disney insists that it wants to remain apolitical, but that doesn't explain its controversial 1971 cartoon, Donald's Laos-y Cambodian Vacation."

    Sammy Campbell Video Editor
  • "Why doesn't Michael Moore ever make documentaries about nice things, like where cotton candy comes from?"

    Keith Scott Statistician

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