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Mills: McCartney Abusive

Paul McCartney is denying allegations from estranged wife Heather Mills that he was often drunk, high, and violent. What do you think?
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Fake Degrees In Government

It was reported last week that at least 135 employees of the White House and NSA purchased fake college degrees from the Internet. What do you think?
  • "That was an enormous waste of money. These days, it's not exactly difficult to make your own college degree yourself."

    Geneva Yarrow
    Systems Analyst
  • "I put much more faith in people who went to established Ivy-League universities and bought their grades the old-fashioned way."

    Peter McGeorge
    Boom Operator
  • "In the future, employers should ask to see college IDs, which are impossible to fake."

    Sean LeVine
    Snack Bar Attendant
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