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Bill O’Reilly Tearfully Packs Up Framed Up-Skirt Photos From Desk

NEW YORK—Smiling wistfully as he gazed at the cherished mementos that had sat on his desk for much of the past 20 years, former Fox News commentator Bill O’Reilly reportedly grew teary-eyed Thursday as he packed up the framed up-skirt photos from his work space following his termination by the cable channel.

Donald Trump Jr. Takes Son On Hunting Trip In National Zoo

WASHINGTON—In what he referred to as an important rite of passage for his 8-year-old son, Donald John III, Donald Trump Jr. took his eldest boy to the Smithsonian National Zoological Park for his first-ever hunting trip, sources said Wednesday.
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Fake Degrees In Government

It was reported last week that at least 135 employees of the White House and NSA purchased fake college degrees from the Internet. What do you think?
  • "That was an enormous waste of money. These days, it's not exactly difficult to make your own college degree yourself."

    Geneva Yarrow Systems Analyst
  • "I put much more faith in people who went to established Ivy-League universities and bought their grades the old-fashioned way."

    Peter McGeorge Boom Operator
  • "In the future, employers should ask to see college IDs, which are impossible to fake."

    Sean LeVine Snack Bar Attendant

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Bill O’Reilly Tearfully Packs Up Framed Up-Skirt Photos From Desk

NEW YORK—Smiling wistfully as he gazed at the cherished mementos that had sat on his desk for much of the past 20 years, former Fox News commentator Bill O’Reilly reportedly grew teary-eyed Thursday as he packed up the framed up-skirt photos from his work space following his termination by the cable channel.

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