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The Onion’s 2017 Oscar Picks

The 89th Academy Awards features a more diverse slate of film and actor nominees than in past years, though the ceremony could still field #OscarsSoWhite criticism. Here are The Onion’s picks for who should take home the coveted Oscar statuettes:

A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:
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Family Dinners Can Counteract Effects Of Cyberbullying

New research suggests that eating dinner as a family four or more times a week may help protect kids against some of the negative effects of cyberbullying by allowing them to talk about their problems with siblings and parents, as well as discuss coping mechanisms. What do you think?

  • “But family dinner is the only time of day I get to sit down and eat in total silence.”

    Amy Flanagan Nonprofit Executive
  • “I’d love to help my kids deal with cyberbullying, but we’re usually finished eating by the time I’m done complaining about my boss.”

    Ben Leeds Park Ranger
  • “Shouldn’t it be the bully who gets punished?”

    Jake Gronli Refrigerator Tester
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