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Earth Ranked Number One Party Planet

FRAMINGHAM, MA—Noting its high concentration of nightlife, droves of attractive singles, and atmospheric conditions allowing liquid alcohol to exist, the ‘Princeton Review’ on Monday ranked Earth the Milky Way galaxy’s top party planet for the fifth year in a row.
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Fantasy Football Costs Businesses $13.4 Billion In Lost Productivity

According to a study by corporate restructuring firm Challenger, Gray & Christmas, fantasy football costs U.S. companies $13.4 billion total in lost productivity per NFL season due to employees spending an average of two hours on the job each week managing their teams. What do you think?

  • “Yeah, but can you put a multi-billion-dollar price on fun?”

    Philip Moglen Branch Trimmer
  • “Given that the average corporate employee works eight uninterrupted hours a day, this is shocking.”

    Marcie Finney Teaching Assistant
  • “Yeah, but working when I could be managing my fantasy team probably costs me two or three wins, so we’re even.”

    Vincent Chandler Bike Rack Installer
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