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The Onion’s 2017 Oscar Picks

The 89th Academy Awards features a more diverse slate of film and actor nominees than in past years, though the ceremony could still field #OscarsSoWhite criticism. Here are The Onion’s picks for who should take home the coveted Oscar statuettes:

A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:
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Farewell, Weekly World News

Weekly World News, home to columnist Ed Anger and exclusive coverage of Bat Boy, will cease publication as of August 3. What do you think?
  • "Without their insightful reporting, how are we supposed to make sense of the increasing number of heads appearing on our nation's newborns?"

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  • "Ed Anger must be madder than a dime-a-dance broad at a wheelchair convention at this news."

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  • "Since The Globe broke the story, I have my doubts that it's true."

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