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    The arrival of summer means that the nation’s beaches will soon be crowded with swimmers, tanners, surfers, and more, so it’s important for everyone to be conscious of each other’s space and needs. Here are some etiquette tips to ensure that everyone has a safe and relaxing time at the beach:

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Farewell, Weekly World News

Weekly World News, home to columnist Ed Anger and exclusive coverage of Bat Boy, will cease publication as of August 3. What do you think?
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    Caroline Adamson
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  • "Ed Anger must be madder than a dime-a-dance broad at a wheelchair convention at this news."

    Bob Harvey
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  • "Since The Globe broke the story, I have my doubts that it's true."

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