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Best Sports Documentaries

With ESPN’s film ‘OJ: Made In America’ emerging as an Oscars frontrunner this year, Onion Sports looks back at some of the greatest sports documentaries of all time.

New EPA Chief Proposes 30% Cut In All Carbon-Based Organisms

WASHINGTON—Expressing confidence that the nation would meet the ambitious benchmarks by the end of Donald Trump’s presidential term, Scott Pruitt, the president-elect’s nominee for chief of the Environmental Protection Agency, said Thursday he would seek a 30 percent cut in all carbon-based organisms upon assuming office.
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Fast Food Workers On Strike Across U.S.

Saying they want to be paid $15 an hour, thousands of employees of fast food chains walked off the job today in 50 cities across the country in what is believed to be the largest ever strike by fast food workers. What do you think?

  • “The middle class has had enough!”

    Valerie Fottrell Tile Setter
  • “End this madness. I’ve already eaten another human.”

    Alberto Ruiz Fence Builder
  • “That’s all right. Yesterday I bought extra fast food and put it in the fridge for today.”

    Cash Dimuro Unemployed

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