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Earth Ranked Number One Party Planet

FRAMINGHAM, MA—Noting its high concentration of nightlife, droves of attractive singles, and atmospheric conditions allowing liquid alcohol to exist, the ‘Princeton Review’ on Monday ranked Earth the Milky Way galaxy’s top party planet for the fifth year in a row.
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Fast Food Workers On Strike Across U.S.

Saying they want to be paid $15 an hour, thousands of employees of fast food chains walked off the job today in 50 cities across the country in what is believed to be the largest ever strike by fast food workers. What do you think?

  • “The middle class has had enough!”

    Valerie Fottrell Tile Setter
  • “End this madness. I’ve already eaten another human.”

    Alberto Ruiz Fence Builder
  • “That’s all right. Yesterday I bought extra fast food and put it in the fridge for today.”

    Cash Dimuro Unemployed
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