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Islam: Myth Vs. Fact

In the wake of President Trump’s proposed immigration ban targeting largely Muslim countries, The Onion separates myth from fact regarding the religion of Islam.

Players To Watch In The Sweet 16

The 2017 NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament has provided thrilling upsets and amazing comebacks in the first two rounds. Onion Sports presents a guide to the 10 players to watch in the Sweet 16.

Archaeologists Uncover Last Human To Die Happy

DEMBECHA, ETHIOPIA—In a startling find that contributes significantly to the understanding of modern man’s evolutionary development, University of Edinburgh archaeologists working in Ethiopia’s Afar Region announced Wednesday that they have uncovered the preserved remains of the last human to die happy.
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Fatty Foods Trigger Addiction Response

A new study in rats suggests that foods high in fat and calories trigger the same addiction response in the brain that cocaine does. What do you think?

  • "I just read that somewhere, too, but I didn't think it was a scientific study, I thought it was Cathy."

    Marvin Johnson Systems Analyst
  • "Have they ruled out the possibility that the rats were all secretly using cocaine throughout the duration of the study?"

    Cath Shippy Veneer Trimmer
  • "We shouldn’t draw too many conclusions. After all, Scarface just wouldn't have been the same if Al Pacino dropped his head into a pile of burgers on his desk and came up shooting."

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