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Bill O’Reilly Tearfully Packs Up Framed Up-Skirt Photos From Desk

NEW YORK—Smiling wistfully as he gazed at the cherished mementos that had sat on his desk for much of the past 20 years, former Fox News commentator Bill O’Reilly reportedly grew teary-eyed Thursday as he packed up the framed up-skirt photos from his work space following his termination by the cable channel.

Donald Trump Jr. Takes Son On Hunting Trip In National Zoo

WASHINGTON—In what he referred to as an important rite of passage for his 8-year-old son, Donald John III, Donald Trump Jr. took his eldest boy to the Smithsonian National Zoological Park for his first-ever hunting trip, sources said Wednesday.

Islam: Myth Vs. Fact

In the wake of President Trump’s proposed immigration ban targeting largely Muslim countries, The Onion separates myth from fact regarding the religion of Islam.
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FBI Demands Wikipedia Pull Down Seal

The FBI sent Wikipedia a letter telling the user-edited encyclopedia to remove an image of the bureau’s seal. What do you think?

  • "Really? Oh, man, I wish I'd learned what the FBI seal looked like while I still had the chance."

    Tom Waynesboro Electrical Project manager
  • "If people want to see the seal, they should buy an authorized copy from a licensed vendor."

    Art Chandler Bellboy
  • "Too late. The terrorists probably know that the FBI exists now. Thanks a lot, Wikipedia!"

    Debbie Cho Massage Therapist

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