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FBI Offering $10,000 For Help In Curbing Laser Strikes

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FBI Offering $10,000 For Help In Curbing Laser Strikes

The FBI has announced a new rewards program offering $10,000 to anyone who can provide information leading to the arrest of individuals who point handheld lasers at aircraft, incidents known as “laser strikes” or “lasing.” What you think?

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