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National Zoo Announces Giant Pandas To Divorce

WASHINGTON—Assuring the public that the decision was difficult but the right thing to do for all parties involved, the Smithsonian National Zoological Park announced Friday that their giant pandas would be divorcing.

New Climate Change Report Just List Of Years Each Country Becomes Uninhabitable

GENEVA—Stating that the data published within its pages represented the scientific consensus of top researchers around the world, the U.N. Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change released its annual report this week, which consists solely of an alphabetized list of every country on earth and the years each of them will become uninhabitable.

Pros And Cons Of Electric Cars

With technology improving and more automobile companies releasing electric models, electric cars are becoming a common alternative for American consumers. Here are the pros and cons of electric vehicles.
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FBI Probe Problems

Recent analysis of FBI documents indicates that the bureau has abused its powers of surveillance since Sept. 11th, 2001. What do you think?
  • "When you have all that surveillance equipment at your disposal, it must drive you crazy to see it gathering dust on a shelf."

    Tasha Severson Day-Care Provider
  • "How unlike the FBI to abuse the trust of the American public."

    Alan Trask Systems Analyst
  • "Could I answer this question a little further from this gooseneck lamp and portrait of Reagan?"

    Chet Radavulic Lathe Operator

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