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Biden Opts Out Of Putting Last Few Felonies On Job Application

WASHINGTON—Saying he would be “sitting pretty” if he landed such a primo gig, Vice President Joe Biden reportedly decided Tuesday to leave off several of his most recent felonies while filling out a job application for a blackjack dealer position at the Horseshoe Casino Baltimore.

Departing Bo Obama Lands K Street Lobbyist Position

WASHINGTON—Touting his lengthy tenure in the White House and close personal relationships with the president of the United States and first lady, executives at Brownstein Hyatt Farber Schreck announced Monday that once the current administration steps down later this week, the departing Bo Obama will officially join their high-powered K Street lobbying firm.
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FBI Probe Problems

Recent analysis of FBI documents indicates that the bureau has abused its powers of surveillance since Sept. 11th, 2001. What do you think?
  • "When you have all that surveillance equipment at your disposal, it must drive you crazy to see it gathering dust on a shelf."

    Tasha Severson Day-Care Provider
  • "How unlike the FBI to abuse the trust of the American public."

    Alan Trask Systems Analyst
  • "Could I answer this question a little further from this gooseneck lamp and portrait of Reagan?"

    Chet Radavulic Lathe Operator

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