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Best Sports Documentaries

With ESPN’s film ‘OJ: Made In America’ emerging as an Oscars frontrunner this year, Onion Sports looks back at some of the greatest sports documentaries of all time.

New EPA Chief Proposes 30% Cut In All Carbon-Based Organisms

WASHINGTON—Expressing confidence that the nation would meet the ambitious benchmarks by the end of Donald Trump’s presidential term, Scott Pruitt, the president-elect’s nominee for chief of the Environmental Protection Agency, said Thursday he would seek a 30 percent cut in all carbon-based organisms upon assuming office.
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FBI Probe Problems

Recent analysis of FBI documents indicates that the bureau has abused its powers of surveillance since Sept. 11th, 2001. What do you think?
  • "When you have all that surveillance equipment at your disposal, it must drive you crazy to see it gathering dust on a shelf."

    Tasha Severson Day-Care Provider
  • "How unlike the FBI to abuse the trust of the American public."

    Alan Trask Systems Analyst
  • "Could I answer this question a little further from this gooseneck lamp and portrait of Reagan?"

    Chet Radavulic Lathe Operator

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