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FBI Probing Johansson Phone Hack

The FBI is investigating the source of nude photos that were allegedly hacked from actress Scarlett Johansson's phone. What do you think?

  • "This was obviously a bunch of slimy adult men. Zitty teenage boys would have gotten her bank account numbers."

    Gwenn Sikking Systems Analyst
  • “What about the NSA and CIA? We’re talking about the integrity of an actress’s phone, for Christ’s sake!”

    Andrew Eden Wort Extractor
  • "In the old days, J. Edgar Hoover would have already known about her pictures and had a file going."

    Miguel Quade Plugger

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