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The Onion’s 2017 Oscar Picks

The 89th Academy Awards features a more diverse slate of film and actor nominees than in past years, though the ceremony could still field #OscarsSoWhite criticism. Here are The Onion’s picks for who should take home the coveted Oscar statuettes:

A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:
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FCC Fines Electronics Retailers

The Federal Communications Commission levied nearly $6 million in fines to retailers such as Best Buy and Sears for failing to inform consumers that their new analog televisions will be obsolete with next year's digital conversion. What do you think?
  • "I feel like they should also fine them for being very stressful, claustrophobic, unhappy places to shop."

    Mike Pocelli Focus Group Coordinator
  • "I'm appalled that Best Buy floor reps withheld their vast knowledge and expertise from customers."

    Josh Brown Glazer
  • "They will have no problem paying that fine; they just sold a shitload of obsolete analog televisions."

    Sharoz Peterson Systems Analyst
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