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Man Knows Exactly Which Asshole Got Him Sick

SARATOGA SPRINGS, NY—Immediately realizing the genesis of the fever and sore throat that left him feeling like shit, 30-year-old local man Edward Mosley told reporters Tuesday that he knows exactly which asshole got him sick.

How Gerrymandering Works

The Supreme Court is considering a case regarding the partisan gerrymandering of districts in Wisconsin, which could change the way maps are drawn across the country. Here is a step-by-step guide to how Gerrymandering works.
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FCC Fines Electronics Retailers

The Federal Communications Commission levied nearly $6 million in fines to retailers such as Best Buy and Sears for failing to inform consumers that their new analog televisions will be obsolete with next year's digital conversion. What do you think?
  • "I feel like they should also fine them for being very stressful, claustrophobic, unhappy places to shop."

    Mike Pocelli Focus Group Coordinator
  • "I'm appalled that Best Buy floor reps withheld their vast knowledge and expertise from customers."

    Josh Brown Glazer
  • "They will have no problem paying that fine; they just sold a shitload of obsolete analog televisions."

    Sharoz Peterson Systems Analyst

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