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A Primer On The Dark Web

With many crimes now originating on encrypted areas of the internet, many wonder about the so-called dark web and its activities. The Onion provides a primer on this obscured digital space:

Woman Conducting Ongoing Scientific Experiment On Own Skin

DULUTH, MN—Noting her methodic applications of various chemical agents in carefully controlled combinations, sources confirmed Wednesday that local woman Sara Holloway has been carrying out an open-ended scientific experiment on her own skin.
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FCC May Allow Cell Phone Calls On Flights

The Federal Communications Commission is considering lifting the ban on cell phone calls on flights when the plane is above 10,000 feet, though calls would still be disallowed during takeoff and landing. What do you think?

  • “Can air travel get any better?”

    Leonard Flinchbaugh Chute Loader
  • “But takeoff and landing are the only parts I want to narrate.”

    Marcel Lorimer Systems Analyst
  • “Have the words ‘airplane mode’ lost all meaning?”

    Audrey Avery Aerodynamics Engineer
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