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Most Anticipated Panels At Comic-Con

San Diego Comic-Con kicks off tomorrow, and this year’s schedule is packed with must-see events. Here are the most highly-anticipated panels of Comic-Con 2017.

Listen, Area Boss Gets It

PHILADELPHIA—Readily admitting that everything you’re saying makes a lot of sense, Greenwave Media accounts manager Bryan Mellis confirmed on Wednesday that he totally gets it.
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FDA Approves Laser Comb

The HairMax Lasercomb, a comb that purportedly promotes hair growth, was recently approved by the Food and Drug Administration. What do you think?
  • "The company is called HairMax, so it's got to work. It doesn't make any sense that it'd be called HairMax if the comb didn't grow maximum hair."

    Jerome Harrison Telephone Installer
  • "My hair growth method still works better than anything out there. Every two weeks I get a blood transfusion from a Greek guy."

    Kelly Tyler Math Teacher
  • "Yet another problem solved by shooting people in the head with lasers."

    Matt Jackson IT Director

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