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FDA Approves Laser Comb

The HairMax Lasercomb, a comb that purportedly promotes hair growth, was recently approved by the Food and Drug Administration. What do you think?
  • "The company is called HairMax, so it's got to work. It doesn't make any sense that it'd be called HairMax if the comb didn't grow maximum hair."

    Jerome Harrison
    Telephone Installer
  • "My hair growth method still works better than anything out there. Every two weeks I get a blood transfusion from a Greek guy."

    Kelly Tyler
    Math Teacher
  • "Yet another problem solved by shooting people in the head with lasers."

    Matt Jackson
    IT Director
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