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How Gerrymandering Works

The Supreme Court is considering a case regarding the partisan gerrymandering of districts in Wisconsin, which could change the way maps are drawn across the country. Here is a step-by-step guide to how Gerrymandering works.
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FDA: Food Dye/Hyperactivity Data Inconclusive

A Food and Drug Administration panel concluded that a link between hyperactivity and food dyes was not borne out sufficiently by current data. What do you think?

  • "A curiously timed announcement, just weeks before Easter. Just goes to show that the FDA sits firmly in the pocket of Paas."

    Kyle Williams Laminator
  • "Then what will make children hyperactive? My son hardly screams and runs around our grocery cart anymore. I miss the attention."

    Louisa Tyson Eddy Current Inspector
  • "Bottom line: Can we eat Nite-Glo Fiesta Cheetos, or not?"

    Ray Weeks Quarry Worker

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