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A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:

Man Either Sick Or Just At End Of Workday

CINCINNATI—Overwhelmed by a wave of fatigue, local man Will Markowski told reporters Tuesday that he was uncertain whether he was getting sick or if it was just the end of a normal workday.
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FDA: Food Dye/Hyperactivity Data Inconclusive

A Food and Drug Administration panel concluded that a link between hyperactivity and food dyes was not borne out sufficiently by current data. What do you think?

  • "A curiously timed announcement, just weeks before Easter. Just goes to show that the FDA sits firmly in the pocket of Paas."

    Kyle Williams Laminator
  • "Then what will make children hyperactive? My son hardly screams and runs around our grocery cart anymore. I miss the attention."

    Louisa Tyson Eddy Current Inspector
  • "Bottom line: Can we eat Nite-Glo Fiesta Cheetos, or not?"

    Ray Weeks Quarry Worker
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