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National Zoo Announces Giant Pandas To Divorce

WASHINGTON—Assuring the public that the decision was difficult but the right thing to do for all parties involved, the Smithsonian National Zoological Park announced Friday that their giant pandas would be divorcing.

New Climate Change Report Just List Of Years Each Country Becomes Uninhabitable

GENEVA—Stating that the data published within its pages represented the scientific consensus of top researchers around the world, the U.N. Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change released its annual report this week, which consists solely of an alphabetized list of every country on earth and the years each of them will become uninhabitable.

Pros And Cons Of Electric Cars

With technology improving and more automobile companies releasing electric models, electric cars are becoming a common alternative for American consumers. Here are the pros and cons of electric vehicles.
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FDA: Food Dye/Hyperactivity Data Inconclusive

A Food and Drug Administration panel concluded that a link between hyperactivity and food dyes was not borne out sufficiently by current data. What do you think?

  • "A curiously timed announcement, just weeks before Easter. Just goes to show that the FDA sits firmly in the pocket of Paas."

    Kyle Williams Laminator
  • "Then what will make children hyperactive? My son hardly screams and runs around our grocery cart anymore. I miss the attention."

    Louisa Tyson Eddy Current Inspector
  • "Bottom line: Can we eat Nite-Glo Fiesta Cheetos, or not?"

    Ray Weeks Quarry Worker

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New Climate Change Report Just List Of Years Each Country Becomes Uninhabitable

GENEVA—Stating that the data published within its pages represented the scientific consensus of top researchers around the world, the U.N. Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change released its annual report this week, which consists solely of an alphabetized list of every country on earth and the years each of them will become uninhabitable.

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