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President-elect Donald Trump made a variety of lofty promises during his campaign as part of a pledge to “make America great again.” The Onion looks at several of these promises and evaluates whether Trump will be willing or able to follow through on them.
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FDA Rarely Inspects Imported Food

Despite routinely being rejected as unfit for human consumption, only 1.3 percent of imported fish, vegetables, fruit, and other foods are inspected by the Food and Drug Administration. What do you think?
  • "What will the government do with all the food unfit for humans? 'Cause I'll totally eat it if they're just gonna toss it away."

    George Tartuffe Guitar Salesman
  • "Please tell me this doesn't include those Guacamole Doritos."

    Johann Puntigam Pharmacist's Assistant
  • "Can you blame them? I see the words 'Product of Ukraine' on a foodstuff and all my inhibitions melt away."

    Paul Ludlow Toll Booth Agent

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