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FDA Still Against Medical Pot

Despite mounting evidence to support it, the FDA has reaffirmed its stance against the use of medical marijuana. What do you think?
  • "Instead of wasting time on political moves like this, the FDA should get back to doing what it does best; approving new boner pills."

    Brian Kirkpatrick Drywaller
  • "This is the slippery slope, man! First they outlaw medical marijuana, and the next thing you know, it's only a matter of time before they make ALL pot illegal."

    Kay Helms Quarry Worker
  • "It's not like the FDA left cancer patients out to dry. They can still smoke cigarettes."

    Sam Greenland Fruit Vendor

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