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  • Entire Room Mentally Shaving Man's Facial Hair

    WHITE PLAINS, NY—Stunned and visibly offended by the sheer volume of facial hair visible before them, every single customer at local diner Hubbard's this morning was reportedly eyeing 28-year-old fellow patron David Kellerman and mentally shaving of...

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Fed Bans Debit Overdraft Fees

The Federal Reserve is prohibiting banks from collecting overdraft fees on purchases paid with a debit card unless customers opt in to programs that guarantee their balance-exceeding transactions go through. What do you think?
  • "Well, okay. So long as I still get penalized for using my credit cards."

    Marc Mercer
    Tour Bus Driver
  • "I usually send them a few bucks when I go over, anyway, just for their trouble."

    Kelly Jolicouer
    Commercial Construction Estimator
  • "I guess banks will just have to make money the old-fashioned way: selling bad mortgages and causing a global financial collapse."

    Ray Mason
    Unemployed
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