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Islam: Myth Vs. Fact

In the wake of President Trump’s proposed immigration ban targeting largely Muslim countries, The Onion separates myth from fact regarding the religion of Islam.

Trump’s Budget Proposal: What You Need To Know

President Trump has revealed his first budget blueprint, which contains $54 billion in cuts while accommodating increased spending on defense and security. The Onion details the major elements of Trump’s proposed budget:
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Federal Government Wants Subway Safety Oversight

The Obama administration will propose that safety regulations for subways and commuter trains be put under the jurisdiction of the federal government. What do you think?
  • "I don't know, do we really need any regulations other than 'If you see another train on the track, don't crash into it?'"

    Lyle Sturckow Agent Licensing Clerk
  • "I support it. I would love to hear a recording of President Obama saying 'Stand clear of the closing doors' in his ringing orator's voice."

    Levi Forrester Nodulizer
  • 'I've haven't seen such a clear violation of the 10th Amendment in days!"

    Tammy Fuglesang Regulatory Inspector
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