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Most Anticipated Panels At Comic-Con

San Diego Comic-Con kicks off tomorrow, and this year’s schedule is packed with must-see events. Here are the most highly-anticipated panels of Comic-Con 2017.

Listen, Area Boss Gets It

PHILADELPHIA—Readily admitting that everything you’re saying makes a lot of sense, Greenwave Media accounts manager Bryan Mellis confirmed on Wednesday that he totally gets it.
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Feds 'Friending' People On Facebook To Spy

Federal documents suggest both the U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Services and the Department of Homeland Security have encouraged agents to "friend" suspects on Facebook in order to check for evidence of misdeeds. What do you think?

  • "That would probably explain all those videos in my feed of Keyboard Cat playing off deportees."

    Keith Renn Dado Operator
  • "Thanks for the heads up. I'd better get home and unfriend Janet Napolitano."

    Emma Brand Kitchen Porter
  • "So, these agents. How good are they at tending virtual crops?"

    David Convex Unemployed

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