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Revelations From Hillary Clinton’s New Memoir

‘What Happened,’ a new memoir detailing the trials and tribulations of Hillary Clinton’s 2016 campaign, was released today, with Clinton supporters and detractors already divided on its contents. Here are some of Hillary’s bombshell revelations:

Joe Arpaio’s Family Surprises Him With Detained Hispanic Motorist

FOUNTAIN HILLS, AZ—In celebration of the dismissal of his conviction for criminal contempt via presidential pardon, Joe Arpaio’s family reportedly sought to surprise the former sheriff Tuesday with a 30-year-old Mexican national whom they detained on suspicion of having entered the country illegally.
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Feingold Calls For Bush Censure

Sen. Russ Feingold (D-WI) is calling for a censure of the president for illegal wiretapping. What do you think?
  • "This is a cheap stunt designed to discredit an executive order that, only by pure coincidence, happens to be illegal."

    Kevin O'Rourke Viola Maker
  • "No big deal. Now, when the House actually starts listening to a senator from Wisconsin, then you have problems."

    Jeremy Hardgrove Librarian
  • "This political move is like when I call my parents when I know no one will answer just so I can say I called."

    Alison Underwood Accountant

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