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Feingold Calls For Bush Censure

Sen. Russ Feingold (D-WI) is calling for a censure of the president for illegal wiretapping. What do you think?
  • "This is a cheap stunt designed to discredit an executive order that, only by pure coincidence, happens to be illegal."

    Kevin O'Rourke Viola Maker
  • "No big deal. Now, when the House actually starts listening to a senator from Wisconsin, then you have problems."

    Jeremy Hardgrove Librarian
  • "This political move is like when I call my parents when I know no one will answer just so I can say I called."

    Alison Underwood Accountant

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