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What To Watch For In The New Obi-Wan Kenobi Film

Disney has announced they are in the early stages of developing a stand-alone ‘Star Wars’ film focused on the adventures of Jedi master Obi-Wan Kenobi. Here’s what fans can expect to see in the upcoming release.

Man In Center Of Political Spectrum Under Impression He Less Obnoxious

MT. VERNON, OH—Loudly explaining to anyone within earshot that both the left and right were ruining the level of discourse in this country, Jesse Levin, a man firmly in the center of the political spectrum, is under the impression that he is less obnoxious than those with more partisan viewpoints, sources reported Friday.
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Felons Have Increasing Access To Guns

According to a study from The New York Times, the loosening of state laws across the country has made it much easier for convicted felons to obtain guns legally. What do you think?

  • "Aw, throw them a bone. It's not like they can vote, so they need a way to represent themselves."

    Jessica Serota Filter Tender
  • "If I wanted to hear someone on my case about carrying a gun, I wouldn’t have shot my court-appointed therapist."

    Frank Scharpling Systems Analyst
  • "Ooh, now I know what to get my felon brother-in-law for Christmas. Thanks!"

    Jack Ralston Orderly

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