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FEMA Cuts Off Evacuees

FEMA recently announced that, at the end of the month, they will to stop paying for hurricane evacuees' hotel rooms. What do you think?
  • "Well, yeah. They've had, what, eight or nine weeks to build new houses?"

    Mark Osborne
    Tinsmith
  • "Those poor people have been through enough trauma without having to deal with the stigma of being kicked out of a hotel room—which I, as a former Van Halen groupie, can empathize with on a very deep level."

    Sarah King
    Purchasing Agent
  • "Why is everyone focusing on the negatives instead of how quickly and efficiently FEMA evacuated everyone from their hotel rooms?"

    Jim Fessler
    Bailiff