Sarah Ferguson, the Duchess of York, admitted she was broke and had been drinking when she accepted a cash down payment of $40,000 in an attempt to sell access to her former husband, Prince Andrew. What do you think?
"Is she still drunk? I have 40k and would like to have Andrew come to our barbecue-sauce trade fair."Jocelyn Asquith Fingerprint Classifier
"If she's so hard up, why doesn't she just stagger over to York and start seizing farmland from the commoners?"Brandon Pirroni Systems Analyst
"Which Fergie? And in both cases, forget it."Django Cox Chrome Buffer