Fergie Was Drunk During Sting

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Fergie Was Drunk During Sting

Sarah Ferguson, the Duchess of York, admitted she was broke and had been drinking when she accepted a cash down payment of $40,000 in an attempt to sell access to her former husband, Prince Andrew. What do you think?

  • "Is she still drunk? I have 40k and would like to have Andrew come to our barbecue-sauce trade fair."

    Jocelyn Asquith
    Fingerprint Classifier
  • "If she's so hard up, why doesn't she just stagger over to York and start seizing farmland from the commoners?"

    Brandon Pirroni
    Systems Analyst
  • "Which Fergie? And in both cases, forget it."

    Django Cox
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