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Fewer Boys Being Born

According to data gathered by the University of Pittsburgh, the number of male births has declined since 1970. What do you think?
  • "I would be really worried about this if it wasn't swinging the ratio drastically in my favor."

    Jim Barker
    Crossing Guard
  • "And yet the number of pigheaded, overbearing, aggressive cockwads continues to be the same. I hate men! I hate men! My boyfriend just dumped me."

    Lydia Jourgensen
    Systems Analyst
  • "Looks like we won't have to worry about the toilet seat being left up for too much longer. Because the human race will be extinct. I mean, am I right, ladies?"

    Kevin Rieflin
    Contractor