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First 9/11 Film Coming

United 93, a film about the hijacked United flight that crashed in a Pennsylvania field on Sept. 11, 2001, will make its debut at the Tribeca Film Festival on April 25th. What do you think?
  • "My husband was on that plane—he actually called me crying from that plane. How dare they make me relive his cowardice?"

    Debra Halverson Florist
  • "It's called United 93? That's some pretty egregious product placement."

    Charles Starr Ticket Taker
  • "This film will be a touching tribute to the media exploitation of Sept. 11."

    Andy McLaglen Operator

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