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Earth Ranked Number One Party Planet

FRAMINGHAM, MA—Noting its high concentration of nightlife, droves of attractive singles, and atmospheric conditions allowing liquid alcohol to exist, the ‘Princeton Review’ on Monday ranked Earth the Milky Way galaxy’s top party planet for the fifth year in a row.
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First 9/11 Film Coming

United 93, a film about the hijacked United flight that crashed in a Pennsylvania field on Sept. 11, 2001, will make its debut at the Tribeca Film Festival on April 25th. What do you think?
  • "My husband was on that plane—he actually called me crying from that plane. How dare they make me relive his cowardice?"

    Debra Halverson Florist
  • "It's called United 93? That's some pretty egregious product placement."

    Charles Starr Ticket Taker
  • "This film will be a touching tribute to the media exploitation of Sept. 11."

    Andy McLaglen Operator
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