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First Female Chancellor Of Germany

The Christian Democrat Party's Angela Merkel has been elected chancellor of Germany, the first woman to hold that post. What do you think?
  • "Is this some trick to make me care about the Germans? Because I guarantee you, it’s not working."

    Gwendolyn Wyche
    Teacher
  • "A woman chancellor of Germany? What’s next, an American TV show featuring a woman president?"

    August Wojcizk
    Bar Owner
  • "The question remains: Will the people of Germany obey her? If she wears a black leather uniform and slaps a riding crop against the side of her leg, I believe they will."

    Horace Wirt
    Writer
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