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As kids prepare to go back to school, parents are tasked with providing all the supplies and clothes they’ll need for the year. Here are The Onion’s tips for tackling back-to-school shopping.

Report: Sky Normal Today

WASHINGTON—Informing citizens there really wasn’t anything special going on up there, the nation’s scientists confirmed the sky is normal today.

What To Watch For In The New Obi-Wan Kenobi Film

Disney has announced they are in the early stages of developing a stand-alone ‘Star Wars’ film focused on the adventures of Jedi master Obi-Wan Kenobi. Here’s what fans can expect to see in the upcoming release.
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First Flower Blooms In Space

Astronaut Scott Kelly tweeted an image of an orange zinnia that has been grown entirely within the International Space Station’s Veggie chamber despite damages the plant suffered from humidity and mold, an accomplishment that NASA hopes will lead to other agricultural developments in outer space. What do you think?

  • “That ought to help brighten up the unfathomably immense blackness of our universe.”

    Duncan Rizer Elbow Specialist
  • “So, what, one day all flowers will be grown in space or something?”

    Madeline Dubose Gerbil Socializer
  • “I never thought I’d be alive to see NASA’s final triumph.”

    Joel Simpson Corporate Skeptic

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