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Best Sports Documentaries

With ESPN’s film ‘OJ: Made In America’ emerging as an Oscars frontrunner this year, Onion Sports looks back at some of the greatest sports documentaries of all time.

New EPA Chief Proposes 30% Cut In All Carbon-Based Organisms

WASHINGTON—Expressing confidence that the nation would meet the ambitious benchmarks by the end of Donald Trump’s presidential term, Scott Pruitt, the president-elect’s nominee for chief of the Environmental Protection Agency, said Thursday he would seek a 30 percent cut in all carbon-based organisms upon assuming office.
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First Lady Joins Pinterest

Michelle Obama joined the social networking site Pinterest, adding photos of her family and her garden. What do you think?

  • "I guess that’s why she hasn’t updated her ‘Fuck Yeah, Swiss Chard’ Tumblr account in a while."

    Chantall Brooker Systems Analyst
  • "If only Andrew Breitbart were alive to comment on this development. "

    Adam Zito Magazine Filler
  • "This administration is so hip and in line with our interests. We'd be fools not to vote for them."

    Todd White Rivet Heater

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