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WASHINGTON—Assuring the public that the decision was difficult but the right thing to do for all parties involved, the Smithsonian National Zoological Park announced Friday that their giant pandas would be divorcing.

New Climate Change Report Just List Of Years Each Country Becomes Uninhabitable

GENEVA—Stating that the data published within its pages represented the scientific consensus of top researchers around the world, the U.N. Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change released its annual report this week, which consists solely of an alphabetized list of every country on earth and the years each of them will become uninhabitable.

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First Lady Joins Pinterest

Michelle Obama joined the social networking site Pinterest, adding photos of her family and her garden. What do you think?

  • "I guess that’s why she hasn’t updated her ‘Fuck Yeah, Swiss Chard’ Tumblr account in a while."

    Chantall Brooker Systems Analyst
  • "If only Andrew Breitbart were alive to comment on this development. "

    Adam Zito Magazine Filler
  • "This administration is so hip and in line with our interests. We'd be fools not to vote for them."

    Todd White Rivet Heater

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GENEVA—Stating that the data published within its pages represented the scientific consensus of top researchers around the world, the U.N. Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change released its annual report this week, which consists solely of an alphabetized list of every country on earth and the years each of them will become uninhabitable.

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