First Lady To Release Rap Album About Healthy Living

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First Lady To Release Rap Album About Healthy Living

First Lady Michelle Obama will release a hip-hop album aimed at youths, which includes 19 tracks about eating vegetables and staying active, and which features appearances by DMC, Ashanti, New York Knicks player Iman Schumpert, and Dr. Oz. What do you think?

  • “Why does hip-hop always have to glorify lifestyles I’m not comfortable with?”

    Ben Pownall
    Cement Loader
  • “Oh, great, my son was looking for a new hip-hop album for his birthday.”

    Kaye Roylance
    Industrial Diamond Polisher
  • “So when’s the impeachment?”

    Austen Platt
    Systems Analyst
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