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A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:

Man Either Sick Or Just At End Of Workday

CINCINNATI—Overwhelmed by a wave of fatigue, local man Will Markowski told reporters Tuesday that he was uncertain whether he was getting sick or if it was just the end of a normal workday.
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First Mixed-Embryo Monkey Born

Scientists reported in the journal Cell the first successful birth of a monkey composed of stem cells from six different monkey embryos. What do you think?

  • "No one should play God with monkeys. Unless it is Hanuman, the Hindu monkey god. He gets a pass."

    Drake Evans Systems Analyst
  • "Wow, that's amazing. Imagine having the hat-stealing abilities of six monkeys!"

    Dana Thorsen Hose Puller
  • "I love how suddenly the successful birth of a monkey with stem cells from only five different monkey embryos isn't a big deal anymore. Now I'm yesterday's news, Cell?"

    Mr. Bobo Monkey
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