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Recent advancements in gene editing have introduced a number of exciting possibilities for human advancement and raised difficult ethical questions. The Onion breaks down the pros and cons of gene editing.

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Report: Sky Normal Today

WASHINGTON—Informing citizens there really wasn’t anything special going on up there, the nation’s scientists confirmed the sky is normal today.
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First Mixed-Embryo Monkey Born

Scientists reported in the journal Cell the first successful birth of a monkey composed of stem cells from six different monkey embryos. What do you think?

  • "No one should play God with monkeys. Unless it is Hanuman, the Hindu monkey god. He gets a pass."

    Drake Evans Systems Analyst
  • "Wow, that's amazing. Imagine having the hat-stealing abilities of six monkeys!"

    Dana Thorsen Hose Puller
  • "I love how suddenly the successful birth of a monkey with stem cells from only five different monkey embryos isn't a big deal anymore. Now I'm yesterday's news, Cell?"

    Mr. Bobo Monkey

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