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A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:

Man Either Sick Or Just At End Of Workday

CINCINNATI—Overwhelmed by a wave of fatigue, local man Will Markowski told reporters Tuesday that he was uncertain whether he was getting sick or if it was just the end of a normal workday.
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First Woman Added To FBI’s 'Most Wanted Terrorists' List

Joanne Chesimard, a member of the Black Liberation Army who killed a New Jersey state trooper 40 years ago and has since fled to Cuba, was named one of the FBI’s Most Wanted Terrorists, becoming the first woman ever to appear on the list. What do you think?

  • “I’m sure some hardworking male terrorist lost his spot just so the FBI could make a point.”

    Moe Vanselow Pulp Press Tender
  • “Frankly, they’re not doing enough. Fifty percent of those terrorists need to be women before I’ll be satisfied.”

    Amy Yerkes Lawn Sprinkler Installer
  • “But I bet she doesn’t make as much money as all the men on that list.”

    Juan Pablo Ayala Systems Analyst
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