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National Zoo Announces Giant Pandas To Divorce

WASHINGTON—Assuring the public that the decision was difficult but the right thing to do for all parties involved, the Smithsonian National Zoological Park announced Friday that their giant pandas would be divorcing.

New Climate Change Report Just List Of Years Each Country Becomes Uninhabitable

GENEVA—Stating that the data published within its pages represented the scientific consensus of top researchers around the world, the U.N. Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change released its annual report this week, which consists solely of an alphabetized list of every country on earth and the years each of them will become uninhabitable.

Pros And Cons Of Electric Cars

With technology improving and more automobile companies releasing electric models, electric cars are becoming a common alternative for American consumers. Here are the pros and cons of electric vehicles.
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First Woman Added To FBI’s 'Most Wanted Terrorists' List

Joanne Chesimard, a member of the Black Liberation Army who killed a New Jersey state trooper 40 years ago and has since fled to Cuba, was named one of the FBI’s Most Wanted Terrorists, becoming the first woman ever to appear on the list. What do you think?

  • “I’m sure some hardworking male terrorist lost his spot just so the FBI could make a point.”

    Moe Vanselow Pulp Press Tender
  • “Frankly, they’re not doing enough. Fifty percent of those terrorists need to be women before I’ll be satisfied.”

    Amy Yerkes Lawn Sprinkler Installer
  • “But I bet she doesn’t make as much money as all the men on that list.”

    Juan Pablo Ayala Systems Analyst

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