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The Onion’s 2017 Oscar Picks

The 89th Academy Awards features a more diverse slate of film and actor nominees than in past years, though the ceremony could still field #OscarsSoWhite criticism. Here are The Onion’s picks for who should take home the coveted Oscar statuettes:

A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:
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First Womb Transplant Planned

A team of Manhattan doctors is planning the first-ever uterus transplant. What do you think?
  • "If you were irresponsible enough to ruin your first uterus, I don't think you should be able to get a new one."

    Jamie Niles Mason
  • "Won't gestation in a corpse womb instill maternal feelings toward the undead in these children? Oh, nice try, zombie scientists. Nice try."

    Tim Keller Systems Analyst
  • "Wow, I really underestimated the David Cronenberg Center For Women's Health."

    Randy Chern Chef
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