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Man Knows Exactly Which Asshole Got Him Sick

SARATOGA SPRINGS, NY—Immediately realizing the genesis of the fever and sore throat that left him feeling like shit, 30-year-old local man Edward Mosley told reporters Tuesday that he knows exactly which asshole got him sick.

How Gerrymandering Works

The Supreme Court is considering a case regarding the partisan gerrymandering of districts in Wisconsin, which could change the way maps are drawn across the country. Here is a step-by-step guide to how Gerrymandering works.
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First Womb Transplant Planned

A team of Manhattan doctors is planning the first-ever uterus transplant. What do you think?
  • "If you were irresponsible enough to ruin your first uterus, I don't think you should be able to get a new one."

    Jamie Niles Mason
  • "Won't gestation in a corpse womb instill maternal feelings toward the undead in these children? Oh, nice try, zombie scientists. Nice try."

    Tim Keller Systems Analyst
  • "Wow, I really underestimated the David Cronenberg Center For Women's Health."

    Randy Chern Chef

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