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Fisher-Price Recalls 10 Million Items

Toy manufacturer Fisher-Price announced a recall of 10 million toys, high chairs, and tricycles due to safety concerns. What do you think?

  • "Now I'm going to be stuck with my kids forever."

    Matthew Drummond
  • "Good decision. That plastic ignition key on their toddler trikes could really do serious damage to a young child's nuts or hoo-hoo."

    Claudia Patterson
    Air Pollution Analyst
  • "Oh, crap. I hope it isn't any of the 10 million Fisher-Price items that I just purchased."

    Gino Cauty
    Grant Coordinator
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