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National Zoo Announces Giant Pandas To Divorce

WASHINGTON—Assuring the public that the decision was difficult but the right thing to do for all parties involved, the Smithsonian National Zoological Park announced Friday that their giant pandas would be divorcing.

New Climate Change Report Just List Of Years Each Country Becomes Uninhabitable

GENEVA—Stating that the data published within its pages represented the scientific consensus of top researchers around the world, the U.N. Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change released its annual report this week, which consists solely of an alphabetized list of every country on earth and the years each of them will become uninhabitable.

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Five Sports Added To 2020 Olympics

In an effort to appeal to younger viewers, the IOC has voted to add skateboarding, karate, surfing, sports climbing, and baseball to the 2020 Olympics in Tokyo, for a total of 18 additional events and 474 additional athletes. What do you think?

  • “If they really wanted to get millennials interested, the IOC would have them vote on who wins each medal.”

    Darcy Warner Systems Analyst
  • “I can’t believe the Olympics caved to the youth agenda instead of growing irrelevant and dying.”

    Trey McAllister Hourglass Filler
  • “Four years is a long wait, but I’ll finally get to see some baseball on TV.”

    Max Lunell Unemployed

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GENEVA—Stating that the data published within its pages represented the scientific consensus of top researchers around the world, the U.N. Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change released its annual report this week, which consists solely of an alphabetized list of every country on earth and the years each of them will become uninhabitable.

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