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Cat Congress Mired In Sunbeam

WASHINGTON—"We've come up against an unforeseen circumstance, but we'll resume deliberation and voting as quickly as is reasonably possible," said majority leader and Budget Committee chaircat Sen. Creamsicle (D-ND), stretching out to his entire length and repeatedly kneading the chamber carpet.
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Flavored Cigarettes Banned

The FDA ban on cigarettes flavored with cloves or fruit—but not menthol—took effect this week. What do you think?

  • "It's really disappointing that we need the government to tell people they shouldn't be smoking clove-flavored cigarettes."

    Peter Tudyk
    Optical Manager
  • "I think that, in the interest of fairness, Bud Light Lime should have to go as well."

    Jake Karuschkat
    Unemployed
  • "Bummer. With clove cigarettes a thing of the past, it won't be long before the Cure breaks up."

    Darla McCann
    Help Desk Technician
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