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Best Sports Documentaries

With ESPN’s film ‘OJ: Made In America’ emerging as an Oscars frontrunner this year, Onion Sports looks back at some of the greatest sports documentaries of all time.

New EPA Chief Proposes 30% Cut In All Carbon-Based Organisms

WASHINGTON—Expressing confidence that the nation would meet the ambitious benchmarks by the end of Donald Trump’s presidential term, Scott Pruitt, the president-elect’s nominee for chief of the Environmental Protection Agency, said Thursday he would seek a 30 percent cut in all carbon-based organisms upon assuming office.
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Flaws In FBI Watchlist

An audit revealed that there were notable inaccuracies over the past three years in information the FBI was providing to the government about terror suspects. What do you think?
  • "The list's flaws are, at the very least, overstated. We will bring Osama bin Goldberg to justice."

    Cynthia Meline FBI Agent
  • "You can't expect the FBI to provide reliable information when they disavowed the supernatural for nine seasons on The X-Files."

    Jaime Bavitz Systems Analyst
  • "Accurate, inaccurate—look, do they want the information or not?"

    Marcus Haynes Personnel Manager

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