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‘The Princess Bride’ was released 30 years ago today, and it has since become a classic beloved by people of all ages. ‘The Onion’ looks back at ‘The Princess Bride’ 30 years later.

National Zoo Announces Giant Pandas To Divorce

WASHINGTON—Assuring the public that the decision was difficult but the right thing to do for all parties involved, the Smithsonian National Zoological Park announced Friday that their giant pandas would be divorcing.
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Fleas Carrying Bubonic Plague Found In Arizona

After fleas in two Arizona counties tested positive for bubonic plague, officials have warned residents to avoid contact with wild animals that could be carrying the insects. What do you think?

  • “There go my weekend plans of rolling around with coyotes.”

    Shawn Mackie Dessert Plater
  • “Now that you mention it, Arizona has seemed more wretched and serf-like, lately.”

    Lisa Rainone Senior Custodian
  • “Between this and violent religious strife, the Middle Ages are really having a moment.”

    Peter Hirschman Lantern Bearer

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