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What To Watch For In The New Obi-Wan Kenobi Film

Disney has announced they are in the early stages of developing a stand-alone ‘Star Wars’ film focused on the adventures of Jedi master Obi-Wan Kenobi. Here’s what fans can expect to see in the upcoming release.

Man In Center Of Political Spectrum Under Impression He Less Obnoxious

MT. VERNON, OH—Loudly explaining to anyone within earshot that both the left and right were ruining the level of discourse in this country, Jesse Levin, a man firmly in the center of the political spectrum, is under the impression that he is less obnoxious than those with more partisan viewpoints, sources reported Friday.
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Flesh-Eating Drug Krokodil Catches On In U.S.

Several people in the U.S. have been hospitalized following their apparent use of the highly addictive injectable street drug known as krokodil, which is popular in Eastern Europe and which experts say rots users’ flesh from the inside out. What do you think?

  • “I don’t trust any drug that’s misspelled.”

    Whit Skrien Dross Skimmer
  • “Destroying your body with drugs is a marathon, not a sprint.”

    Ken Barbanell Oral Surgeon
  • “Are there any side effects?”

    Karen Cusack Battery Repairer

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