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How Gerrymandering Works

The Supreme Court is considering a case regarding the partisan gerrymandering of districts in Wisconsin, which could change the way maps are drawn across the country. Here is a step-by-step guide to how Gerrymandering works.
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Flies Have Constant Escape Plan

Researchers have found that flies are hard to swat because they are able to calculate an escape route within milliseconds of spotting a threat. What do you think?
  • "That's why I always become friends with the fly. Then they never see it coming."

    Andie Pompillio Gate Clerk
  • "Sometimes I feel like I hear their tiny little laughter. Did the researchers say anything about that?"

    Arik Svedman Systems Analyst
  • "I wish I had that. Instead, I always get punched in the back of the head while I'm trying to run away."

    Milt Carey Recycling Yard Worker

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