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Biden Opts Out Of Putting Last Few Felonies On Job Application

WASHINGTON—Saying he would be “sitting pretty” if he landed such a primo gig, Vice President Joe Biden reportedly decided Tuesday to leave off several of his most recent felonies while filling out a job application for a blackjack dealer position at the Horseshoe Casino Baltimore.
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Florida Democrats Mail It In

Florida Democrats are trying to have a mail-in primary so their delegates' votes will be counted at their party's convention. What do you think?
  • "When did counting votes become part of the process?"

    Leslie Bartlett Events Waiter
  • "It's comforting to know this nation's policy on choosing a presidential candidate will be handled the same way as entering a Nutter Butter sweepstakes."

    Brenda Holmes Closet Organizer
  • "Oh, and I'd just love to see how much the U.S. postmaster general donated to the Florida Democratic Party."

    Anton Dunn Systems Analyst

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