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WASHINGTON—Assuring the public that the decision was difficult but the right thing to do for all parties involved, the Smithsonian National Zoological Park announced Friday that their giant pandas would be divorcing.

New Climate Change Report Just List Of Years Each Country Becomes Uninhabitable

GENEVA—Stating that the data published within its pages represented the scientific consensus of top researchers around the world, the U.N. Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change released its annual report this week, which consists solely of an alphabetized list of every country on earth and the years each of them will become uninhabitable.

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Florida Democrats Mail It In

Florida Democrats are trying to have a mail-in primary so their delegates' votes will be counted at their party's convention. What do you think?
  • "When did counting votes become part of the process?"

    Leslie Bartlett Events Waiter
  • "It's comforting to know this nation's policy on choosing a presidential candidate will be handled the same way as entering a Nutter Butter sweepstakes."

    Brenda Holmes Closet Organizer
  • "Oh, and I'd just love to see how much the U.S. postmaster general donated to the Florida Democratic Party."

    Anton Dunn Systems Analyst

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