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Man Holding Hands With Pregnant Woman Must Have Weird Fetish

RED BANK, NJ—Testing the limits of what even the most progressive onlookers considered publicly acceptable, a man was seen by multiple witnesses Tuesday holding hands with a visibly pregnant woman in what many could only interpret as the expression of a bizarre fetish.
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Flying Car A Reality

Massachusetts-based company Terrafugia Inc. announced it has completed a test flight of its flying car prototype and will be displaying it at the New York Auto Show. What do you think?

  • "Just as Icarus flew too close to the merciless sun…I forget how the rest of that goes. Sign me up!"

    Jeff Price Milling Supervisor
  • "I don’t really see the point of these things unless there’s a floating Taco Bell drive-thru I’m not aware of."

    Laura Pyland Patent Drafter
  • "Ever since I was a kid I wondered if it was possible to fly."

    Ewan Bradshaw Reinsurance Clerk

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