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Biden Opts Out Of Putting Last Few Felonies On Job Application

WASHINGTON—Saying he would be “sitting pretty” if he landed such a primo gig, Vice President Joe Biden reportedly decided Tuesday to leave off several of his most recent felonies while filling out a job application for a blackjack dealer position at the Horseshoe Casino Baltimore.

Departing Bo Obama Lands K Street Lobbyist Position

WASHINGTON—Touting his lengthy tenure in the White House and close personal relationships with the president of the United States and first lady, executives at Brownstein Hyatt Farber Schreck announced Monday that once the current administration steps down later this week, the departing Bo Obama will officially join their high-powered K Street lobbying firm.
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Flying Car A Reality

Massachusetts-based company Terrafugia Inc. announced it has completed a test flight of its flying car prototype and will be displaying it at the New York Auto Show. What do you think?

  • "Just as Icarus flew too close to the merciless sun…I forget how the rest of that goes. Sign me up!"

    Jeff Price Milling Supervisor
  • "I don’t really see the point of these things unless there’s a floating Taco Bell drive-thru I’m not aware of."

    Laura Pyland Patent Drafter
  • "Ever since I was a kid I wondered if it was possible to fly."

    Ewan Bradshaw Reinsurance Clerk

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