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The Onion’s 2017 Oscar Picks

The 89th Academy Awards features a more diverse slate of film and actor nominees than in past years, though the ceremony could still field #OscarsSoWhite criticism. Here are The Onion’s picks for who should take home the coveted Oscar statuettes:

A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:
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Food Allergies Overdiagnosed

A new report from the federal government shows that many people who think they have food allergies actually do not. What do you think?

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    Cathy Johnson Systems Analyst
  • "I feel so sorry for all those people who died of asphyxiation from being gullible."

    Jim Lewis Face Layer
  • "Shh! Don't tell my immune system. I need my immune system to be on edge, all the time."

    JJ Lunsford Magazine-Delivery Driver
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