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Food Companies Cut 6.4 Trillion Calories From Products

A study has found that a group of 16 major food companies including Kraft and Coca-Cola cut a total of 6.4 trillion calories from their products between 2007 and 2012, far exceeding their pledge to slash 1.5 trillion calories by 2015. What do you think?

  • “They better not have laid a hand on my Phineas and Ferb macaroni and cheese.”

    Megan Forster
    Music Teacher
  • “Food companies can take away my calories, but they can never take away the self-loathing that drives me to overeat.”

    Rob Keeney
    Systems Analyst
  • “We need a cake to celebrate!”

    Aaron Simonson
    Oil-Pipe Inspector

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