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Biden Opts Out Of Putting Last Few Felonies On Job Application

WASHINGTON—Saying he would be “sitting pretty” if he landed such a primo gig, Vice President Joe Biden reportedly decided Tuesday to leave off several of his most recent felonies while filling out a job application for a blackjack dealer position at the Horseshoe Casino Baltimore.
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'Forbes' Wealthiest List Increased Wealth

Members of Forbes magazine's annual list of the 400 richest people in the United States outperformed the stock market over the past year, increasing their overall value by 8 percent. What do you think?

  • "Okay, you sold me. I wanna be a rich guy, too."

    Sawyer Maitland Delinquent Claims Clerk
  • "That's it. From now on I'm putting all my money in the 400 richest people in the United States."

    Cam Read Librarian
  • "Is Forbes still in print because those 400 people buy every issue each month?"

    Greg Bardot Unemployed

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