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Most Anticipated Panels At Comic-Con

San Diego Comic-Con kicks off tomorrow, and this year’s schedule is packed with must-see events. Here are the most highly-anticipated panels of Comic-Con 2017.

Listen, Area Boss Gets It

PHILADELPHIA—Readily admitting that everything you’re saying makes a lot of sense, Greenwave Media accounts manager Bryan Mellis confirmed on Wednesday that he totally gets it.
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'Forbes' Wealthiest List Increased Wealth

Members of Forbes magazine's annual list of the 400 richest people in the United States outperformed the stock market over the past year, increasing their overall value by 8 percent. What do you think?

  • "Okay, you sold me. I wanna be a rich guy, too."

    Sawyer Maitland Delinquent Claims Clerk
  • "That's it. From now on I'm putting all my money in the 400 richest people in the United States."

    Cam Read Librarian
  • "Is Forbes still in print because those 400 people buy every issue each month?"

    Greg Bardot Unemployed

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