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'Forbes' Wealthiest List Increased Wealth

Members of Forbes magazine's annual list of the 400 richest people in the United States outperformed the stock market over the past year, increasing their overall value by 8 percent. What do you think?

  • "Okay, you sold me. I wanna be a rich guy, too."

    Sawyer Maitland
    Delinquent Claims Clerk
  • "That's it. From now on I'm putting all my money in the 400 richest people in the United States."

    Cam Read
    Librarian
  • "Is Forbes still in print because those 400 people buy every issue each month?"

    Greg Bardot
    Unemployed

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