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Islam: Myth Vs. Fact

In the wake of President Trump’s proposed immigration ban targeting largely Muslim countries, The Onion separates myth from fact regarding the religion of Islam.

Players To Watch In The Sweet 16

The 2017 NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament has provided thrilling upsets and amazing comebacks in the first two rounds. Onion Sports presents a guide to the 10 players to watch in the Sweet 16.

Archaeologists Uncover Last Human To Die Happy

DEMBECHA, ETHIOPIA—In a startling find that contributes significantly to the understanding of modern man’s evolutionary development, University of Edinburgh archaeologists working in Ethiopia’s Afar Region announced Wednesday that they have uncovered the preserved remains of the last human to die happy.
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‘Forever’ Stamp Features Wrong Lady Liberty

The newest “forever” stamp from the U.S. Postal Service features a photo of the New York–New York casino's Statue of Liberty replica in Las Vegas instead of the original. What do you think?

  • "It's about time we celebrated our proud history of pumping out chintzy reproductions of things."

    Dan Prechtl Racker
  • "Makes sense. We’re talking ‘forever’ here, and we already know the real one gets blown up before the apes take over."

    Paula Martens Case Fitter
  • "I actually like the Vegas one better. You can see up her dress."

    John Walter Hop Weighter
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