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Your Horoscopes — Week Of January 24, 2017

Aquarius No offense, but when got into this business, dealing with empty and meaningless futures like yours sure as hell wasn’t what it had in mind. Pisces Though you’ve been told that dressing up once in a while wouldn’t kill you, the coroner’s report this week will contain evidence to the contrary.

How Trump Plans To ‘Drain The Swamp’

One of Donald Trump’s central presidential campaign promises was to “drain the swamp” by ridding Washington politics of corruption and corporate influence. Here’s how he plans to do it.

Keys To The Matchup: Packers vs. Falcons

The NFC Championship Game pits the Atlanta Falcons against the Green Bay Packers for the rare chance to play a meaningful game in Houston. Onion Sports breaks down what each team must do to win.
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‘Forever’ Stamp Features Wrong Lady Liberty

The newest “forever” stamp from the U.S. Postal Service features a photo of the New York–New York casino's Statue of Liberty replica in Las Vegas instead of the original. What do you think?

  • "It's about time we celebrated our proud history of pumping out chintzy reproductions of things."

    Dan Prechtl Racker
  • "Makes sense. We’re talking ‘forever’ here, and we already know the real one gets blown up before the apes take over."

    Paula Martens Case Fitter
  • "I actually like the Vegas one better. You can see up her dress."

    John Walter Hop Weighter

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