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‘Forever’ Stamp Features Wrong Lady Liberty

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  • "It's about time we celebrated our proud history of pumping out chintzy reproductions of things."

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  • "Makes sense. We’re talking ‘forever’ here, and we already know the real one gets blown up before the apes take over."

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