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Best Sports Documentaries

With ESPN’s film ‘OJ: Made In America’ emerging as an Oscars frontrunner this year, Onion Sports looks back at some of the greatest sports documentaries of all time.

New EPA Chief Proposes 30% Cut In All Carbon-Based Organisms

WASHINGTON—Expressing confidence that the nation would meet the ambitious benchmarks by the end of Donald Trump’s presidential term, Scott Pruitt, the president-elect’s nominee for chief of the Environmental Protection Agency, said Thursday he would seek a 30 percent cut in all carbon-based organisms upon assuming office.
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‘Forever’ Stamp Features Wrong Lady Liberty

The newest “forever” stamp from the U.S. Postal Service features a photo of the New York–New York casino's Statue of Liberty replica in Las Vegas instead of the original. What do you think?

  • "It's about time we celebrated our proud history of pumping out chintzy reproductions of things."

    Dan Prechtl Racker
  • "Makes sense. We’re talking ‘forever’ here, and we already know the real one gets blown up before the apes take over."

    Paula Martens Case Fitter
  • "I actually like the Vegas one better. You can see up her dress."

    John Walter Hop Weighter

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