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The Onion’s 2017 Oscar Picks

The 89th Academy Awards features a more diverse slate of film and actor nominees than in past years, though the ceremony could still field #OscarsSoWhite criticism. Here are The Onion’s picks for who should take home the coveted Oscar statuettes:

A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:
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‘Forever’ Stamp Features Wrong Lady Liberty

The newest “forever” stamp from the U.S. Postal Service features a photo of the New York–New York casino's Statue of Liberty replica in Las Vegas instead of the original. What do you think?

  • "It's about time we celebrated our proud history of pumping out chintzy reproductions of things."

    Dan Prechtl Racker
  • "Makes sense. We’re talking ‘forever’ here, and we already know the real one gets blown up before the apes take over."

    Paula Martens Case Fitter
  • "I actually like the Vegas one better. You can see up her dress."

    John Walter Hop Weighter
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