Former eBay CEO Running For Governor

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Former eBay CEO Running For Governor

Meg Whitman, the former CEO of the auction website eBay, announced her 2010 bid for the governorship of California. What do you think?
  • "What an inspiring tale of riches-to-power."

    Karen Popma
    Systems Analyst
  • "She won't be getting my vote: I bought an iPhone from eBay that turned out to be an iPhone box full of marbles."

    Michael Gallivan
    Kitchen Manager
  • "This would be a great idea if California were eBay."

    Andy McPheron
    Cabinet Maker
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