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Report: Sky Normal Today

WASHINGTON—Informing citizens there really wasn’t anything special going on up there, the nation’s scientists confirmed the sky is normal today.
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Former NASCAR Official Suing For Harassment

An ex-NASCAR inspector is suing the organization for wrongful termination and racial and sexual discrimination. What do you think?
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  • "Someone must have forgotten to take down that tool girl calendar."

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