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Biden Opts Out Of Putting Last Few Felonies On Job Application

WASHINGTON—Saying he would be “sitting pretty” if he landed such a primo gig, Vice President Joe Biden reportedly decided Tuesday to leave off several of his most recent felonies while filling out a job application for a blackjack dealer position at the Horseshoe Casino Baltimore.

Departing Bo Obama Lands K Street Lobbyist Position

WASHINGTON—Touting his lengthy tenure in the White House and close personal relationships with the president of the United States and first lady, executives at Brownstein Hyatt Farber Schreck announced Monday that once the current administration steps down later this week, the departing Bo Obama will officially join their high-powered K Street lobbying firm.
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Former NASCAR Official Suing For Harassment

An ex-NASCAR inspector is suing the organization for wrongful termination and racial and sexual discrimination. What do you think?
  • "These allegations make me feel a little ashamed to have Jeff Gordon's number and likeness tattooed on my chest."

    Charlie Voyce Trade Representative
  • "Someone must have forgotten to take down that tool girl calendar."

    Russ Isaacs Student Advisor
  • "Was she good-looking?"

    Angie Moore Building Superintendent

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