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Bill O’Reilly Tearfully Packs Up Framed Up-Skirt Photos From Desk

NEW YORK—Smiling wistfully as he gazed at the cherished mementos that had sat on his desk for much of the past 20 years, former Fox News commentator Bill O’Reilly reportedly grew teary-eyed Thursday as he packed up the framed up-skirt photos from his work space following his termination by the cable channel.

Donald Trump Jr. Takes Son On Hunting Trip In National Zoo

WASHINGTON—In what he referred to as an important rite of passage for his 8-year-old son, Donald John III, Donald Trump Jr. took his eldest boy to the Smithsonian National Zoological Park for his first-ever hunting trip, sources said Wednesday.

Islam: Myth Vs. Fact

In the wake of President Trump’s proposed immigration ban targeting largely Muslim countries, The Onion separates myth from fact regarding the religion of Islam.
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Former RNC Chair Comes Out As Gay

Ken Mehlman, the head of the 2004 Bush re-election campaign and former chair of the Republican National Committee has come out to his associates and friends as being gay. What do you think?

  • "God, my homophobia feels so used now."

    Quentin Harris Shaper Setter
  • "Sometimes it takes you a while to realize who you really are. I mean, it was only last week that I finally admitted to myself that I was Deputy Director of Finance for a midsized East Coast municipality."

    Andrea Pezzola Health Inspector
  • "It was worth orchestrating the 2004 gay marriage debate if it got him out of overcomitting to his boyfriend."

    Paul Crosby Sample Driller

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